testicle cancer
[Intro]
This song’s a joke by the way
I feel like I have to fucking say that before I get the police called on me
Like seriously I do not fucking support anything that I say in this song its a fucking story alright?
[Verse 1]
Im playing clash of clans with this girl I teach
Shes in year 7 and her name is Salome
Shes says shes Spanish I dont believe in that shit
But shes really fine I want her to be my bitch
Theres a tiny bit of an age gap, um
Im fifty years old, shes only eleven
Who cares not like anyones gonna find her
When I drag her out to Wales and keep her there
[Chorus]
Lets just say that shes on tv
And this is all because of me
Im fired from my job where I used to teach
I think they discovered that it was me
I found out I have testicle cancer, oh shit
Must’ve been an accidental discovery
Nothing to do with the shit thats on tv
Definitely
I found out I have testicle cancer, oh shit
Must’ve been an accidental discovery
Nothing to do with the shit thats on tv
Definitely
[Verse 2]
Please dont leave I want you near
You better not call the cops on me, uh
If I ever hear those sirens, just believe me
It will not end well for Salome
Its been like a week and were still in Wales
This country is so bad its like hell
I might go on the piano downstairs
And write a song about this hell
After that I think my fun will be done
And ill just end it for you using my gun
And then ill just head out and run
Like a butterfly ill fly away from this, um
[Chorus]
Lets just say that shes on tv
And this is because of me
Im fired from my job where I used to teach
I think they discovered that it was me
I found out I have testicle cancer, oh shit
Must’ve been an accidental discovery
Nothing to do with the shit thats on tv
Definitely
Lets just say that shes on tv
And this is all because of me
Im fired from my job where I used to teach
I think they discovered that it was me
I found out I have testicle cancer, oh shit
Must’ve been an accidental discovery
Nothing to do with the shit thats on tv
Definitely
[Outro]
(evil laughing)