thats a tory paper, and a bad one
[Verse]
Thats
I said thats
Thats a tory paper and a bad one
Thats a tory paper and a bad one
Thats a tor-
T on- t- on- t- on- t- on- t- on- t- on- tory paper
And it sucks
That- paper- and its bad (paper)
Tory paper paper paper tory tory paper pa-
A tory paper and a bad one
Tory paper paper paper tory tory tory
Tory tory paper paper paper tory tory tory paper paper paper tory tory tory paper paper paper tory t
Tory tory tory tory tory tory tory
Mm daily mail
The sun
The irish post
Tory paper paper paper tory tory tory paper paper paper tory tory tory paper paper paper tory tory tory paper paper paper tory tory tory paper paper paper tory tory
Thats a tory paper its not a labour paper
Thats a tory paper
Blue paper not red
(behind you!! look behind you-)
(Laughing)
Go go go
Tory
Tory tory tory
(ITS NOT! ITS NOT IN THE DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF THE CONGO)
Its not liberal democrats (Ay!)
Its not green party (mm)
Its not UKIP (mm)
Its tory (i like bitches) mm
Hee hee
(Eating sounds)
Thats the sound of me eating the tory paper
Tory tory fuck paper
Jason Derulo
Jason Derulo
Aaah!
Ahhhhhh
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY?
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY? (fuck off)
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY?
No
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY?
No
Tory- (reversed political shit (disgusting))
-taiwan does not exist! it doesnt!
Ehh
Uhh
Ehh
But the thing that you must remember
Is that it is a tory paper, and a bad one
[Outro]
(i want the american national anthem on your phone and i want it NOW!)
Dylan, what do you think the last thing we ever say in Jerimiawongo should be?
Me when (hahaha)
Can i say something?
Yeah yeah yeah, this will be the last thing we ever say on a fucking Jerimiawongo song so you better-
YOUR MUM, OH!