Two Small Cars in Rome
Two small cars in Rome
Oh baby if I ever get home
I'm gonna wipe this experience
From my memory
Just you wait and see
It happened on a summer saturday night
I was feelin' alright
The moment fit me like a noose...
You should have seen the sight of me
Swimmin' in the fountain of Trevi
My birthday suit a little loose..
Those little fiat scooter cars
Zippin' round like little shooting stars
Bouncin' off the cobblestone streets of Trastevere
Like little ping pong balls
Oh, how I miss the mega malls
Back home in old virginny fulla giant cars
Those two small cars in Rome
Found me and tried to take me home
I knew them girls weren't Italian
.....just by seein' ....
But I swear I knew what I was doin' by the Colliseum
But them two small cars in Rome
They got everything I brought from home
Dropped me off on the Appian Way
My red eyes meetin' the light of day...
And I crawled back to the steps of the Pantheon
Without a lira or a ticket outta town
Them two small cars in Rome
Ruin'd me like a circus maximus clown
And now the Carabinieri says "mi dica...."
And I say "no, they took that, too..."
Oh honey wire that money soon
I'd rather be on the dark side o' the moon
Than here in Rome
Oh, honey get me home