Fat John
Jim Shepard
Fat John, Fat John
He got real fat, 'cause he tried to give up crack
He started eating, and he never stopped
Fat John, Fat John
He tried to get into his pickup truck, drive to the store
Fat John, Fat John
Trading in one habit for another
Like Marlon Brando
He just started eating, and eating, and eating, and never stopped
Fat John, Fat John
He got real fat when he was trying to get off the crack