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I see the Jack-o-lanterns in your smile
The liquor store's about two miles away
Like every day's not Halloween like we're not crashers
At life's masquerade, the big charade
The dumb parade the price you pay
When you set your ass on fire and call yourself a jet plane

I'd sell my soul for smart
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My friend are lost apostles they search for missing saviors
In malls and supermarkets
My hearts like an RV run out of gas
I got nowhere to park it
My pocket's empty
My sockets dry
The jocks are watching so I can't even cry
God I'd sell my soul for a two bit lie
Some bullshit piece of pie in the sky

I'd sell my soul for smart
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Sucker punches come in bunches
Laying bets and playing hunches yeah yeah
Tossing rocks in funky ditches
Trading licks with bitchy prime queens, yeah yeah
One day, I'm gonna make my play
Gonna hit the stage and have my say
With my guitar gonna me be a star
Watch me rocks the socks off the kids in the cars
Throwing down hard, got my signature sound,
Check the fan base, yeah they jumping around singing
Hey ho ho hey listen to the loser play
Paid his dues now he's okay never more he got to say

I'd sell my soul for smart
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I'd sell my soul for smart
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