Fabulously Absolute

Go on and shove it in my face
How I should join the human race
Or maybe whisper in my ear
Whatever I should wanna hear
Like I'm a fascist or a fool
Who didn't go to snooty school
I get it wrong on the remote
And even wronger when I vote

All for one and one for all
And all and all and all in all

Tell me what I want
Tell me what I feel
(You're so fabulously absolute)
Tell me what I want
Tell me what I need
(You're so fabulously absolute)

I'm just somebody to deplore
Someone who doesn't know the score
Or maybe blinded by the light
'Cause I'm a filthy troglodyte
If I was right and you were wrong
Then I could sing another song
But I am wrong and you are right
And I don't want another fight

All for one and one for all
And all and all and all in all

Tell me what I want
Tell me what I feel
(You're so fabulously absolute)
Tell me what I want
Tell me what I need
(You're so fabulously absolute)

I'm a bigot and a boob!
I'm a racist and a rube!
I'm a hater and a hick!
I'm a sinner and I'm sick!

I'm a dummy and a dupe!
I'm a liar on a loop!
I'm a sexist and a slob!
I'm a jerk, I want a job!

All for one and one for all
And all and all and all in all

Tell me what I want
Tell me what I feel
(You're so fabulously absolute)
Tell me what I want
Tell me what I need
(You're so fabulously absolute)

(You're so fabulously absolute)
(You're so fabulously absolute)