Corona Blues (As Bad As It Is)

Please, please, stay at home, you have everything to lose
Please, please, stay at home, we have everything to lose
Please, please, stay at home, don't go on a cruise
Please, please, stay at home, sing the Corona Blues

I hope it's not, no I hope it's not
Gonna get as bad as it is
Oh, oh, Doctors, the news are giving me chills
Oh, oh, Doctors are writing their wills

Please, please, stay at home, if you're sick and if you're healthy too
Please, please, stay at home, if you're busy or got nothing to do
Please, please, stay at home, play piano or a little guitar
Please, please, stay at home, sing along from near and far

I hope it's not, no I hope it's not
Gonna get as bad as it is
Ohoh, Doctors, I better turn off the news
Ohoh, Doctors, I don't wanna stand in your shoes

Please, please, stay at home, learn a language and write a book
Please, please, stay at home, learn to sew and change your look
Please, please, stay at home, call your best friends and your lost ones, too
Please, please, stay at home, call em now and ask em How do you do

I'm sure it's not, I'm sure it's not
Gonna get as bad as it is
Ohoh, Doctors, "put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em bowl up"
Ohoh, Doctors, have some booze with your Corona Blues
And call me in the moring
I'm sure it's not, I'm sure it's not
Gonna get as bad as it is
This bad, anywhere