He Who Is Without Funk (Cast The First Stone)
[Intro]
We don't want, we don't want
We don't want among us (Stone her!)
We don't want, we don't want
We don't want among us (Stone her!)
We don't want, we don't want
We don't want among us (Stone her!)
We don't want, we don't want
We don't want among us (Stone her!)
We don't want-a, we don't want-a
We don't want among us (Stone her!)
We don't want, no, we don't want, no
We don't want among us (Stone her!)
We don't want-a, we don't want-a
We don't want among us (Stone her!)
No, we don't want-a, we don't want a
We don't want among us (Stone her!)
[Verse 1]
Behold, is thou troubled among thee?
Yеs master!
What thee is thou troubled?
*Master, this, this woman, shе cometh among us
And it dance-th, and funk-eth up the disco!
She funked our ass so bad, we can't smell green!*
Silence, that means quit laughin'!
What then will thou do-eth?
*We will slay her and cast her out of the disco!*
And how will thou do this evil and terrible thing?
We will stone her!
Nay, throw down your rocks, put down your stones
You cannot do this evil deed to-eth thou that come into the disco!
Yes master!
And when the music play-eth and the beat get good-eth
And thou body begin to shake-eth, and thou feet begin to move-eth
Do-eth thou dance-th?
Yes master!
And when thou dance-eth, do-eth thou sweat-eth?
Yes master!
And when thou sweat-eth, most sure-eth thou know-eth, thou get-eth funky?
Yes master!
Then he who is without funk, cast the first stone
Can you do it? Hit him with the rock
Bust upside the head if you can, can you do it?
No!
Well, since there be none among you that can cast the first stone
Leave this woman be, and let-eth us all get down!
[Verse 2]
Oh (One!)
If thou didn't not want to get funky
Thou shoulda never come in the disco (Two!)
Surely thou knew-eth thou would a-get funky
If everyone came in the disco (Three!)
But we all sweated, they would do is get funky
Whenever we come in a disco (Four!)
We should not hate, loving one another
Get on down in a disco (Five!)
Do not stone, loving one another
Get on down in a disco, ha!
Fa fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa fa-fa
All together now
Fa fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa fa-fa
Sing some songs today
Fa fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa fa-fa
Get funky, get funky
Fa fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa fa-fa
[Verse 3]
(Six!)Now a time come-th, and so I must go-eth
To check on the other discos (Seven!)
When I return-eth, I want ye all to be
Gettin' down in a disco (Eight!)
Behold, I cometh when thou not know-eth
So get on down in a disco (Nine!)
The music is funky and it sure is good-eth
Get on down in a disco (Ten!)
Peace be unto ye, my people
Get on down in a disco
[Verse 4]
Get on down (Get on down)
Get on down (Get on down)
Get on down (Get on down)
Get on down, you better get on down now
Get on down, ha
Get on down, get on down
Funk up the disco, funk up the disco
Funk up the disco, get on down and funk up the disco
Funk up the disco, well I'd wish you'd do it
Funk up the disco, won't you, bet you'd do it
Funk up the disco, get on down now
Funk up the disco, yeah, alright
Get on down, get on down
Is everybody happy? (Oh yeah!)
Then let's say praise his name
Oh, and get down
Be kind to one another
[Outro]
Woo, alright
We gonna funk up this disco
Come on, commence it, woo!
Woo!
Ow!