The Swanktastical Intro
Matt Peters, Joey Cool
[Skit]
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Children of all ages and strangers worldwide
Come one, come all
Get ready to witness one of the greatest shows on Earth
Come hear the music, laugh at the clowns
Be thrilled by the perilously [?] acrobats
Marvel at everything that performers do
The breathtaking, hair raising, death defying, swanktastical Joey Cool
Y'all know what this is, let's go