Freestyle rap @ royal rumble

Captain Chirisma walkin around with a fake smile
you think you can rap because you watched "8 mile"
this gonna be like your sex life, your ass is going to go down
i'll kill you and there's going to be a showdown
rip your guts out..shred it to meat
you and tomko share a bed in to sleep
tell me my number when it's called
take mine because you like playing with balls