Sperm Test

More on the sick
Down in the dumps
I went to the clinic
What about these lumps
Do you wear tight knickers
Have you ever had the mumps
Can't give it a rest
Break out the Lucozade
Make it the best
I'm engaged to my
Sperm test

The clinical arrangement
No phony bon-amie
Gleaming apparatus
Complete autonomy
Cynical estrangements don't bother me
Germ breed, negative mess
The rubber gloves called cold caress
Tells me I'm in love with my
Sperm test

Trivia about the song Sperm Test by John Cooper Clarke

When was the song “Sperm Test” released by John Cooper Clarke?
The song Sperm Test was released in 1978, on the album “Où Est la Maison de Fromage?”.

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