Wayne Rooney

You're one of those elephant hunters from Ebbsfleet
Primordial soup of a man
I know the trouble you've gotten in
Leave this trouble half cottoned down

If I know better, I don't know better
If I know better, I don't know better

The pigeon's half alive
The other half's in bed
We'll pray for the pigeon or half at least
And pray he's not half dead

If I know better, I don't know better
If I know better, I don't know better

The bartender looks like George Best
Many of them do
Well look at the way that George went astray
And has since been misconstrued

If I know better, I don't know better
If I know better, I don't know better

Got caught in a sacreligious embrace
We're entrepreneurs in the field
Til we rolled on the bones and we made them our own
And the road to contention was sealed

If I know better, I don't know better
If I know better, I don't know better