The Barber and His Wife (Reprise) [2023 Broadway Cast Recording]
Stephen Sondheim
There was a barber and his wife
And she was beautiful
A foolish barber and his wife
She was his reason and his life
And she was beautiful
And she was virtuous
And he was
Naïve
Razor
Razor!
Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut
Mr. Todd?
Pat him, prick him, mark him with a B
And put him in the oven for baby and me