How Many Chickens
[Verse 1]
I've got a problem, can't see in the dark
Need to change a lightbulb, need a spark
But I'm all out of blubs, can't find one in sight
So I've got to think how to make it right
[Chorus]
How many chickens does it take
To screw in a lightbulb, for goodness' sake
I need some help, I need a clue
How many chickens does it take to do
[Verse 2]
I've heard of using eggs to fix a car
But a lightbulb's different, it's not quite as far
So I called up my neighbour, asked for advice
She said "Just use chickens, it's really quite nice"
[Chorus]
How many chickens does it take
To screw in a lightbulb, for goodness' sake
I need some help, I need a clue
How many chickens does it take to do
[Verse 3]
I never would have thought to use poultry for light
But my neighbour swears by it, it works just right
So I rounded up some chickens from the coop out back
And with a little patience, we got the job done on track
[Verse 4]
It took four chickens to screw in the bulb
Four little feathered friends to make it all work
Now the room is brighter, and I can see
Thanks to those chickens, they were such a key
[Chorus]
How many chickens does it take
To screw in a lightbulb, for goodness' sake
I need some help, I need a clue
How many chickens does it take to do
[Verse 4]
It took four chickens to screw in the bulb
Four little feathered friends to make it all work
Now the room is brighter, and I can see
Thanks to those chickens, they were such a key