HOWIUSEDTOBE

Ever since my fuckin' cat died last year
Ever since my girl left me this year
I haven't had a single drink of alcohol or beer
But my mind, hasn't ever been this damn clear
And now I just gotta talk about how I used to fuckin' act
Yeah right now, I'm about to spit all the facts

I was actin' kinda crazy back then
And my mind was all hazy back when
Personality was very lazy
And now I'm rappin' like I'm fuckin' Jay-Z
I'm just hopin' that one day, maybe
You'll come back and I'll call you
Whip up a meal, so good and tasty
We'll be ridin' on the ocean, wavy

Until then, I'mma just sit tight while I make another wonderful beat
Swallow your food, after you chew, before you speak
A lyrical masterpiece, make your daddys' knees weak
A beat for every fuckin' day of the week, stayin' up
Crazy hours, now I'm lookin' like Tweek
All for the sake, showin' you this fuckin' magic technique
Don't you think this sound is remotely unique?

I was actin' kinda crazy back then
And my mind was all hazy back when
Personality was very lazy
And now I'm rappin' like I'm fuckin' Jay-Z
I'm just hopin' that one day, maybe
You'll come back and I'll call you
Whip up a meal, so good and tasty
We'll be ridin' on the ocean, wavy