Caught Up In Garden Warfare
Ladies and gentlemen
Prepare yourselves for the
Ultimate post-apocalyptic showdown
Um, uh, excuse me
Can we change it up a little bit?
Zombie soldier is reporting for duty
Camouflage on, cuz it's gonna be a doozy
The plants have struck
Now we gotta take em on
Take a big whiff of my super stink bomb
Talk about stink, you smell like death
You gotta go green if you wanna be the best
See, I'm a sunflower, and with my sun power
All I need's a little light to
Make a laser gun outta
I'm the token undead scientist
Keeping my fellow zombies all alive as shit
Haha! A logical paradox
Now watch for my dolphin shotgun shots
What happens when a zombie doctor
Comes face to face with a hungry chomper?
(Lunchtime) I'll put you where my teeth is
You undead geeks can rest in pieces
Whoa, oh oh oh no
Caught up in Garden Warfare
Whoa, oh oh oh no
And I could not be more scared
Whoa, oh oh oh no
Caught up in Garden Warfare
Whoa, oh oh oh no
Better eat your veggies every single day
Open up wide (puda-puda-puda, yay)
Sorry that you died, I didn't mean to
Have a couple more peas with a chili bean too
I was on varsity for four straight years
After I tackle you
Hear the ringing in your ears
Dropping imp punts like volcanic eruptions
All I care about is organic destruction
Proudly as cacti we stand
You know you want a taste
Of my ice cream hands
Don't touch my needles or
They'll make you cry
Watch your step (POW) , potato mine
Attention: undead revenge is here
Presented to you by the engineer
I'm coming at you with a jackhammer attack
Plus you can see half of my fat-ass crack
(sorry)
Whoa, oh oh oh no
Caught up in Garden Warfare
Whoa, oh oh oh no
And I could not be more scared
Whoa, oh oh oh no
Caught up in Garden Warfare
Whoa, oh oh oh no
Oh my God
They keep killing everything around
Nobody left throughout the town
I can't believe what's going down
Wait, did you just hear that sound?
Can't decide which is worse
Hate those leafy evil jerks
Zombies ate up my neighbours
And soon it's gonna be my turn!
Mmm, delicious!
I was gonna eat him!
Sorry, bitches got my mind on my hungry
Hungry on my mind
Well, the next human being we see is mine!
Sounds to me like a little zombie's mad
The desert called and they want you back
Zombies, they're all the same to me
I've seen enough of 'em on AMC
I'll pluck your petals and tell
You who loves me
Only a mother could love something ugly
Ha ha, yeah, or your dad too
Oh, I'm sorry, did someone ask you?
(Arguing)
The fatter they are, the better they taste
Whoa, oh oh oh no
Caught up in Garden Warfare
Whoa, oh oh oh no
And I could not be more scared
Whoa, oh oh oh no
Caught up in Garden Warfare whoa, oh oh oh