Fact Rap Challenge
You know what?
I don't feel like rapping about
Video Games this week, man
Let's mix it up
Let's take these kids to school literally
This is a challenge!
To everybody in Nerdcore
Who wants to answer the call!
But this is not about Beats or Bars
No let's see
Who's got the best
Facts! Cuz that's what I
Came prepared to write
Water freezes! At 32 degrees, Fahrenheit!
The designer of the Eifel Tower
Was scared of heights
There are more than 300
Illuminated paris sites
Not parasites, they're inside you
Scary right? Tapeworms can grow to 50 feet?
Back to paris' lights!
I could spare some lights
If you ever need 'em!
Chrysanthemums are pretty but did you
Know you could eat 'em?
I learned that from a book
So if you haven't, you should read one
Caffeine's a diarrhetic so you bet
It makes ya pee, fun!
Australia went to war with emus
And got beaten!
The "grease gun" is the M3 Submachine gun!
Used in World War 2 cuz it was a cheap gun
Speaking of gunpowder - made by the chinese
Son! Fuck the Mona Lisa
Da Vinci liked to draw dicks!
A blue whale's dong is 3 meters long, sick!
These are all facts, even if obnoxious
Like Ricegum's response to iDubbbz - Shit!
The World is round!
Flat-Earthers suck ma balls!
And did you know awesome role models
Do not include both the pauls
Yo, oj is guilty, and "khaleesi" means queen
Garbage is filthy and healthy grass is green
During the battle of Pelusium
The Persians had cats
And they were using 'em
Because they knew that the egyptians
Were afraid of wounding 'em
2 grand's the average cost a
Single carat ruby runs
But the most expensive chemical
Element - Californium
27 Mil a gram, who can afford more than one?
Being gay in the bible belt is forbidden
But they watch way more gay porn than anyone
The Internet weighs as much as
An egg in electrons less weight
High peps - best for a chest pump
But not for muscular hypertrophy, lift heavy
Dolphins have sex for pleasure
But they never get sweaty
Human eyeballs stay the same size
Brown, blue, or green - for your entire lives
And we perceive the world upside down first!
The brain flips it over with mind powers!
The Sun is hot! How hot? Really hot!
Saddam was found in a hole
Underground when he got caught
The Moon landing happened back in '69
It wasn't fake!
But someone you don't trust - Glados
When she's promised cake