Herobrine Rap
They say I'm a myth, a legend of sorts
But they don't know shit
I'm a devilish force
You'd better equip yourself with a sword
Keep your fireplace lit
And lock all your doors
If you don't think I exist
Let's keep it that way
Cuz it'll be hilarious when you see my face
I'll make you kids piss in your
Pants as you run away
Your whole server has been cursed
There is no escape
Even if you build a house
Out of obsidian blocks
I'm gonna find my way in
It should be simple enough
Then every time you turn a corner
I'll be giving you shocks
You wanna get rid of me?
Then first get rid of all these cocks, ha ha
I'll make a skeleton look
Like your best friend
You'll never get scared of creepers
Or zombies ever again
Cuz I'm the kinda stuff all
Your nightmares are made of
Go ahead, jump in bed
I'll be there when you wake up
Herobrine is the last thing you'll ever see
If you talk smack i'll make your server crash
So you'd better watch your back for me
And if you think I'm just a superstition
You're in for an epic surprise
You hear that sound? what's that!
Turn around! OH CRAP!
Take a look into my lifeless eyes
You are now succumbing to
My moderately persuasive
Mind powers and will do everything I say
Bzzowowowow
Everyone loves talking about
How they saw Herobrine, deep down underground
But next time one of you punks
Wants to run your mouth
Be careful what you wish for
- whose laughing now!?!
Never lie about a Herobrine sighing
You might be the guy who
Gets struck twice by lightning
Yes, i'll make you Minecraft
Life more frightening
Looks like your little night
Light needs igniting
I'll creep inside your mine and
Give you a scare
And look, the writing's on the wall
I mean, it's clear I was there
After I burn your house down
And you've pulled out your hair
I'll leave you a chest full of food
Just to show you I care
Maybe he's not such a monster
Maybe he's misunderstood
We can't assume he's got bad intentions
Maybe he's really good oh gosh dang it
I should have known better aGGGHHHH!
Herobrine is the last thing you'll ever see
If you talk smack i'll make your server crash
So you'd better watch your back for me
And if you think I'm just a superstition
You're in for an epic surprise
What's that noise? Oh no!
Hello boys! AGH! Go!
I'll kill you all with my lifeless eyes!
I'll make this beloved game you play
A massive booby trap, nowhere is safe
Cuz I'm the kinda guy it's ok to hate
So rage quit, hurry up, it ain't too late
I'll get you lost in the
Jungle for days and days
I hope your starving quick cuz
I ate your steaks
And when your mining diamonds
And your making bank
Don't even try to hide 'em
Cuz i'll take 'em MANG
Brick by brick and block by block
Destroying all you've built
I can't be stopped
I need no introduction cuz you
All know it's me i am a Minecraft God
Flyin' around cuz I got OP