I Wanna Bone You on Xbox Live

[Intro]
Yeah baby, oh

[Verse 1]
So I turn on the Xbox controller
Grab a piece of pizza and a can of cola
As the green ring flashes to match my soul
I'm on fire tonight, but then I have to hold up
Woah, shut up, I can not believe this
You got online without talking to me?
Is this a sign baby? Are you up for the chase?
Listen up to me baby, 'cause what I gotta say is

[Chorus]
Don't run away from me, the way you're gaming, honey
I wanna bone you on Xbox Live
Let's talk it out now shawty, join my Xbox Live party
And then I'll bone you on Xbox Live

[Verse 2]
Headshot me too many times
Because your hip lines magnetize my eyes
I keep on staring, I mean while you're spankin' me
I love the kinda woman who's a higher rank than me
Even when I killed you off that once
I didn't T-bag you, I got some other punks
The way you soar in the skies far up above
The only thing we'll be makin' on matchmakin' is love

[Pre-Chorus]
And I'm not sayin' it's normal
But you know I'm gonna treat ya good
I'll let you beat me all day
Just as long as we end it like we should
(Let's do it, baby)

[Chorus]
I like you're style, sweetie, and that's just why you'll see me
I wanna bone you on Xbox Live
I wanna show you somethin', make the party private, [?]
So I can bone you on Xbox Live

[Bridge]
And suddenly, I'm kinda partial to
ODST [?] Armor all on you
The Mk V is vintage, and that's just kinky
My katana, thinkin' I want it in me
I put on Scout, you try Rogue, and then
We'll go for a spin, do somethin' else again
That EVA, EOD, and Hayabusa
This is my matchmakin' Kama Sutra
You do what suits ya, baby that's okay
We don't have to do things my way
If you like this map, I'll press A
We can make snow angels or lay out by the bay
In the Forge, make the match private
I'ma start a fire, then you'll wanna try it
Not like we got foreign connection
Use that Overshield, we don't need protection

[Chorus]
Put down your weapon, darlin', the fun is only startin'
I wanna bone you on Xbox Live
I think that we should tangle, I'll take care of my angel
While I'm boning you on Xbox Live

[Verse 3]
I'ma sweet-talk you, we'll exchange T-bags
We'll be [?] calling out each other's gamertags
You know that I'm the best man, so I don't have to brag
Just like [?] and let me capture your flag
I'm so sick of being lonely, feeling so deprived
Why have Xbox Live if I don't feel alive?
I don't want long-term, and I'll make you my wife
I want something new for me and you to try

[Pre-Chorus]
So just accept my request
Come along and join the game with me
I'll teach you something on Xbox
So we'll enjoy each other shamelessly
(Are you naked yet?)

[Chorus]
When you turn on your Xbox, forget the game and let's talk
I wanna bone you on Xbox Live
When you're [?], doll-face, I'm waitin' in the lobby
So we can bone on Xbox Live
You know you make me wanna get crazy, baby-mama
I wanna bone you on Xbox Live
I'm feeling good about this, I'm hard and you can't doubt it
So come and bone me Xbox Live