Scavvy Boi

Oooh daddy, I'm a scavvy boi
Oooh i just wanna make you proud

Live by the gun die by the bullet
Dick like a trigger,  goes pop when I pull it
All day AK, FMJ with a Tactec, Backpack, PSA
More takedowns than DMCA
And I loot more bags than the TSA
I'm a simple man in a complex place
I like birds and trees
And shooting motherfuckers in the face
Okay, let's take a breath (heh)
Calm down just a little bit and maybe then
We can work this out, just me and you
And a gun, and a knife, and another gun
(Two?)
Why not bring two? Maybe one gets jammed
Maybe one's my friend and I named him Sam
And Sam doesn't like to get
Involved in this shit yet here we are
Okay

Scavvy boi is the scavviest of scavvies
He's a scavvy boi
What kinda gun do I got? 'Cuz I can't tell
Scavvy boi is the scavviest of scavvies
He's a scavvy boi from the spawn
I've been walkin' on eggshells

I'm practically a hatchling spreading my
Wings up in Tarkov
Damn near naked like a tree with the bark off
What's a hair trigger? 'Cuz
I'm far from hard-cocked
Anybody got a stimulant? I'm not a narc
Promise i'll swallow my pride followed
By shots of vodka
PMC's runnin' train on me like a conga (aah)
I just wanna head home and
Have a bowl of Tushonka
But I gotta do another coffee run for Reshala
Guess I'm startin' from the
Bottom like a Makarov but one day
I'll face an enemy and whack him off
I mean whack him, not whack him off
That was wrong
Don't wanna get distracted down in
Your sack too long so I'll jack your gun off
Ya cuz I'm scavengin'
A Freudian slip – definitely haven't done
I'm so masculine
But I'm barely growin'a stash
What the hell is a "ruble"?
I only wanted your cash, i'm a

Scavvy boi is the scavviest of scavvies
He's a scavvy boi
Nothing to lose, so let's start some drama
Scavvy boi is the scavviest of scavvies
He's a scavvy boi
If you have loot, then say "dasvidaniya"

USEC? More like you suck
Scavvy boi be dodging bullets like
It's water off a duck (quack)
Oh, you're a BEAR? That's nice
Call me Daniel Boone
Sick burn like the fire in your mom's poon
Coming in real hot with some random shit
Doesn't matter one bit 'cause I got a big
(dictionary) well, technically a Wiki page
WWW dOT BALL SACK
Dot motherfucking tarkov wiki dot com
Creeping through the town
Then the Doc comes through and I pop, pop
Put him down move quick, no sound
Then Shroud comes through and I pop, pop
Put him down i just spawned
And I spot another scav in my sight (hi)
Maybe I can trust him 'cuz
I'm not askin' to fight
Find an extraction together
That would be tight
So I dab to the left and dab to the right
He gave me some extra meds from his bag
That was nice "Come with me I got a map"
But I'd rather just hide
In a bush, on the jon, or a water drain
I'll stay hidden longer than Saddam Hussein
'Cuz I wanna hang somewhere it is always safe
Fuck! Somebody shot me in the arm
Have you got a brace?!
"Where did it come from?" By
That pine tree over there
"Which one?" To the west, or the east
Don't know where never mind
He went behind that white oil tank
"But there's 9 of 'em!" I
Meant inside the storage crate
And I think he's gonna flank, a grenade
Get down!
As If I'd ever escape this town, I'm a

Scavvy boi is the scavviest of scavvies
He's a scavvy boi (Scavvy boi)
Scavvy boi is the scavviest of scavvies
He's a scavvy boi

Oooh daddy, I'm a scavvy boi
Oooh daddy, I'm a scavvy boi