Slender Rap
Okay, honestly
I don't know how much more that I can take
I feel like everytime I move
My sanity's about to break
For those of you who never played
I don't suggest this game to you
If you don't wanna see a
Therapist until you're 92
Because I'm twitching and shaking
And sweating off my ass
Now I'm super paranoid, what was that?!
The cat
Wait a sec, up ahead, is that another note?
Yes, yes, thank God
Now I think I'm getting close
Damn it, that was just my first
Now it's time to find the next
Tonight, I'm gonna check inside my closet
'fore I go to bed not 'cuz I'm scared
Just to be sure my clothes are there
Yeah, not for Slender Man, ha
I don't even care
Now the music's picking up and
My light is getting dim
And I hear the static buzz
The screen is fuzzy agh, that's him!
And somehow, I don't know
I just lost all control
My bowel movement had a mind of it's own
(Mind of it's own)
Thanks to you, Slender Man
I need to change my pants
"Whoa, what the hell happened in here?"
I swear, I don't know!
I admit that was a fluke
But that will not be the end
"I will kill you if you park
A Buick on the floor again!"
So I shut my door, lights off
Volume full blast
And I think I'll be prepared with
This cork inside my ass
Slendy, Slendy, where are you now?
I'm just minding my own business
You don't have to sneak around
Oh my God, there's a fence
Oh my God, another fence
Okay, a truck, a tunnel, a rock
Another fence!
Dude, I'm just a little kid, Slender Man
Why you creepin'?
Where's Chris Hansen from Dateline when
You freakin' need him?
I'm not scared anymore
Slender isn't even real
I'll go on my merry way
Oh Jesus, take the wheel!
I thought this cork would work
But somehow, things got worse
Think I puked up twice as much
Had come out my rear (come out my rear)
Slender Man, what the hell?
Can't get rid of the smell
"Skull, what's going on?"
Do not come in here!
Now I'm trapped in my room
Puke and dookies on the floor
Somehow, I still have the notes and
I only need one more
Holy farts, this is intense
He's teleporting everywhere
(Agh! Blah! Gah! Ugh) Change
Direction and he's there
Oh no, not the pool house
God, why the pool house?
Haven't been inside it yet and
There is no way out
But I need the note, I need to win
I'm so close oh my God, he's right behind
Me, time to book it, here it goes
Juke left
Juke right and the music's getting louder
And the screen is getting fuzzy and
My light is losing power
Hope he's not around the corner cuz
My life depends on this
Empty chair over there, where's the note?
There it is! I did it, I won
AHH!
FML, should've known
That this game was a troll
It don't matter what you do
Because he will find you
(cuz he will find you)
Thanks a lot, this game sucks
Now I just need a hug
From someone with a face, thanks very much