Slenderman Vs Freddy Rap Battle

[Intro]
"Ladies and gentlemen, in one corner, we got the legendary MC Slen-Daddy, and in the other corner, the nightshift delinquent, DJ Freddy Faz. Let's keep this battle-"
"Shut up and give me the mic"
Fazbear's back in the house, but that ain't a surprise
Let's get the party started, someone turn down the lights!

[Freddy Fazbear]
It's the grand opening, bring on over your friends
Hopefully, you got Fazbear tokens to spend

[Slenderman]
I thought you just closed, now you're open again?
I wonder how long until you're broken again!

[Freddy Fazbear]
Ahem! Excuse me, but were you invited?

[Slenderman]
Do what you do best, Fred, and bite it!

[Freddy Fazbear]
Ooh, that's clever

[Slenderman]
And you can do better?

[Freddy Fazbear]
I'd offer you pizza, but aren't you trying to stay slender?

[Slenderman]
SHUT UP!!!

[Freddy Fazbear]
Sorry man, did that offend ya?
If you babysit, I wouldn't recommend ya
I'll wipe my ass with all eight of your pages

[Slenderman]
You work all day and you don't make any wages
That must suck, being stuck in a restaurant
Have you ever gotten past the exit? I bet not
Fazbear's Pizza, now hiring?
I wouldn't apply if my career was dying!

[Chorus]
Scream, shriek, and shout
Don't hold back, let it out
When you do, make it loud
Now it's finally going down
Slender Man, Freddy Faz
You have both met your match
Take a hike, watch your back
We will settle who is better with a rap (Battle)

[Slenderman]
Don't mess with me I've been around longer

[Freddy Fazbear]
At least I'm not a creepy little kid stalker

[Slenderman]
Sounds personal, did I strike a nerve with you?
Did you get kidnapped when your parents deserted you?
How sad, when they left I bet it hurt

[Freddy Fazbear]
Didn't I see you on 'To Catch A Predator'?

[Slenderman]
Go get yourself a BJ from Foxy

[Freddy Fazbear]
At least I got friends, you have to make yourself proxies
If you had a face, it would be a sad one
I'd bite off your frontal lobe if you had one
I'm running the show!

[Slenderman]
But you're running the show poorly
Can I offer you some WD40?
I'm sick of all your dumb-ass friends bragging
'Look at me, I jumped on the FNAF bandwagon!'

[Freddy Fazbear]
By the end of the night, we'll have you crying for hours
That suit is lame, you should try one of ours!

[Chorus]
Scream, shriek and shout
Don't hold back, let it out
When you do, make it loud
Now it's finally going down
Slender Man, Freddy Faz
You have both met your match
Take a hike, watch your back
We will settle who is better with a rap (battle)

[Slenderman]
This might cross the line, but I'm not sorry
I went to Chuck-E-Cheese for my birthday party

[Freddy Fazbear]
I bet all you did was play in the ball pit

[Slenderman]
Why yes I did, and I fucking loved it!

[Freddy Fazbear]
Ooh, you're breaking up, how anti-climactic
I can barely hear you through all of that static

[Slenderman]
Maybe you should get an update, you could use it
Your rhymes are predictable, like your movements
And when it comes to jump-scares, take a lesson!

[Freddy Fazbear]
Says the egghead with the blank expression!
You're looking pretty pale, that's an understatement
Must be from all the years in your mother's basement!

[Slenderman]
Leave my mother out of it
Say one more word, you'll die!
Or maybe I'll just call up the purple guy
You'll never have my charm

[Freddy Fazbear]
You'll never match my power

[Freddy Fazbear And Slenderman]
Let's see who can make the people scream louder!

[Chorus]
Scream, shriek and shout
Don't hold back, let it out
When you do, make it loud
Now it's finally going down
Slender Man, Freddy Faz
You have both met your match
Take a hike, watch your back
We will settle who is better with a rap (Battle)