Terraria Vs Minecraft Rap Battle
I'm a veteran survivor, never getting tired
Living off the land much better than a miner
I've fought more mobs than you'll
See in your life and my only mission isn't
Getting every diamond
If you wanna join me, i'll leave the light on
It's Minecraft that you oughta say goodbye to
Cuz if I had a level, it would be a high one
Your bow and arrow won't hold up to my guns
It's time Microsoft took it up a notch
Your guns can never blast past
The fortress I got
Fighting clowns and eyeballs and
You'd be bragging
While I got enchanted armor
Slaying the ender dragon
Cryin' so much you keep your
Items when you die
I think Terraria's Minecraft CDI
Grab the diamond pickaxe just
To break the tension
Then bust the survivor into
The third dimension
This ain't no game my life's insane
I've fought through mobs and awful weather
We just survive all day and night
But tell me who can do it better?
Stop the beat! your house is burning
You just got griefed
Was it worth the work? and
They took your stuff to make it worse
Try creative mode if you
Got your feelings hurt
I'm a demon hunter, an adventurer
So my inventory isn't full of dirt
I got a jetpack on, so who needs armor
You're a FPF First Person Farmer!
Oh, I'm getting griefed? that sure blows
But at least MC has the beast online mode
Don't need a story to put this man to shame
I mean
Only old creepers be playin' your game
Ya, in my world, I am a god
While in your game, you can't even mod
Last time you went outside?
I'm thinking never
Wither you down, send you to the nether
Keep your 3 dimensions
I only need 2 to be awesome
Please, your game style's been
Irrelevant since '96
Take a seat dude, oh wait
You don't have furniture
Even Roblox is better than you
Well, at least I didn't sell out to Microsoft
Well, at least Microsoft was interested in me
Oh yeah, well
MINECRAFT
Terraria is the greatest survival game ever!
Step back or i'll steam roll ya
Don't mess with this side scrolla
Multiplayer's overrated
When all your servers do is cause a hold up
Don't got no friends with me
My friends are NPC's
I can't wait for Minecraft to drop dead
After all
You and your friends are Block heads!
A block joke, huh? That's never been said
That's as original as your game concept
Step up to the mic, I become aggressive
I've never seen a ripoff so unimpressive
I know that you'll never test me again
This is like a wooden plank against obsidian
The sun has set, so I guess i'll retire
Since I'm done roasting this pig over my fire