Second-Hand Sexbot

Second Hand Sexbot
Words and Music by Judith Owen

I’m a man and I have (simple) certain needs
love my wife love my home and my family
don’t have looks, don’t have cash, and my smile’s bent
I admit I don’t shine in that department
So I read up and looked at the prices
You might think that it’s just a mid-life crisis but
silicon, silly man acting like a boy
we’re in love, she’s more than just a toy

I’ve got a second hand sex bot
living in my house

in the park where I sit and I pose her
no one knows her
And people stare she’s quite something to see
Well OK so her mouth never closes but
I smell the roses, just the way I make her look at me
after food we might take in some TV
holds my hand tight, if it’s something scary
I don’t mind if my wife wants to join us cos
I guess like family
She’s got a thousand miles upon her clock
but I don’t mind
she’s been inspected disinfected
so there’s peace of mind and
she’s pure again, so when I’m in, the feeling…
well it’s more than fine
and when we’re done, we’re overcome,
I nearly feel her trying to tell me
“I could almost love you…..“
(she could almost love me)

I’m a man and I have certain needs
Told my wife from the start I would never leave her
and I’d say on the hole she’s relieved that
I don’t look for a breathing type of woman so you see
she’s secure knowing I’m always faithful
watching there from behind our/the kitchen table
Funny thing how the silence its a big plus
From now on its…just the three of us!!!!!!!
(just as well cos it’s just the 3 of u from now on….)