Munchkinland

Come out, come out wherever you are
And meet the young lady who fell from a star.
She fell from the sky,
She fell very far and Kansas she says is the name of the star.
Kansas she say is the name of the star.
She brings you good news or haven't you heard?
When she fell out of Kansas a miracle occurred.
It really was no miracle, what happened was just this.
The wind began to switch, the house to pitch, and suddenly the hinges started
to unhitch.
Just then the witch, to satisfy an itch went flying on her broomstick thumbing
for a hitch.
And oh what happen'd was rich.
The house began to pitch,the kitchen took a slitch,it landed on the wicked
witch in the middle of a ditch.
Which was not a healthy situation for a wicked witch.
The house began to pitch,the kitchen took a slitch,it landed on the wicked
witch in the middle of a ditch.
Which was not a healthy situation for a wicked witch who began to twitch
And was reduced to just a stitch of what was once the wicked witch.