Everything's For Sale
Your integrity
And your dignity
Don't give it away
If someone will pay
Own your honor, everything's for sale
Your defeat and victory for the other team
When you throw the game
Maps and directions
The promise of protection
Guns and religion
Eroding seaside lots in hurricane states
Admission to the Ivy League
And very white teeth
Commemorative coins and privacy
Government positions and pretty babies
No exceptions, everything's on sale
Trophy wives and dog meat
And fake IDs
Hugs and kisses
And highly sensitive information
Executive producer credit and ivory
Freedom and organs and multiple spins
Narcan, spray paint, bath salts, meth
Opioids, steroids and weed
Bulletproof phone booths
And flower delivery and altered DNA
Self-cleaning ovens
Conversion therapy
Rabbit ears and feet
Lip injections and airstreams
Original ideas and stolen jewelry
Pesticides and a private jet
For the preacher praying for it on TV
Scheduled C-sections and bottle service and loyalty
Future trips to outer space
And better ratings, edible pants
And a wall full of leaves