High Standards
[Verse 1]
I take a hit I’m lost in the zone
Every single thought is turned into smoke
All my frustrations ease with every toke
I’m on another level like I can float
Away from here into another World
I’m on the path all alone the way that I prefer
Indica, Sativa, Hybrid it’s all good
As long as when I’m done my vision’s blurred
I smoke absurd amounts of weed
You better be prepared if you smoke with me
Once I take a hit I just keep going
Always like that since I been sixteen
I wear it on my sleeve I’m not ashamed
That I be blazin’ up every day
If you can’t relate it’s just a stoner thang
If you don’t smoke that just leaves more for me!
[Chorus]
You know that I got high standards
I don’t ever stop high standards
Smoking all this pot high standards
You know that I got high standards!
[Verse 2]
The smokin’ don’t stop when you’re Katie Tropp
If you wanna know how much I smoke a whole lot
I can back that shit up it ain’t just talk
Once I spark up this light my day’s begun
I hit the vape in between blunts
Being the slightest bit sober is not what I want
What I always got is a regular buzz
When I go to sleep is when I’m done
Some be like there ain’t no way
But since I was sixteen I been smokin’ everyday
If there’s one thing I love it’s my Mary Jane
If you got a problem go the fuck away
Everywhere I go the smoke cloud follows
I’ma smoke myself into another tomorrow
I’m out this World like the Apollo
I always got a sack like a Denver Bronco!
[Chorus]
You know that I got high standards
I don’t ever stop high standards
Smoking all this pot high standards
You know that I got high standards!
[Verse 3]
Legalization has been a trip
I can walk into a store and take my pick
Whatever I like to get my fix
When I envision heaven this was it
Until I hit Amsterdam I was like whoa!
You mean I can smoke anywhere I go?
Sittin’ in the coffee shop getting fuckin’ blowed
Have myself an edible with espresso
Lookin’ around like this can’t be real
I’m so high that I can’t conceal
How stoned I am cuz my eyes reveal
They’re burning red because I love it here
I’ve always been a stoner weed gives me a boner
Got me salivating like Homer
Smoking on some good at the Jolly Joker
That’s the place to be if you a smoker!
[Chorus]
You know that I got high standards
I don’t ever stop high standards
Smoking all this pot high standards
You know that I got high standards!