Dirty Low Down And Bad

l ain`t got no woman
But l don`t feel sad
l ain`t got no woman
Oh, but l don`t feel sad--
Something wrong with that, huh?
Well, `cause the woman
that was with me
Treated me so dirty,
lowdown, and bad
You know, l cried
when she left me
Cried all night long in my bed
You know, l cried
when she left me
Cried all night long in my bed
Yeah, but then one day it hit me
l should be happy instead
Well, now,
why should l be sorry
Girl had to leave
All she did was hurt me,
keep me beggin` on my knees
And a whole lot of my money
ended up in her hands
And she turned
around and told me
l was nothing but a broken down,
stupid, ugly old man
l ain`t got no woman
Oh, but l don`t feel sad
`Cause the woman
that was with me
Treated me so dirty,
lowdown, and bad
Tell about that
no-good man you had, Joellen
Oh, yes!
Joellen Friedkin
on keyboards, now.
Now, the next woman
that l gets me
l`m gonna treat her
the best way l can
You know, the next woman
l gets me
Yeah, l`m gonna treat her
the best way l can
But in turn she`s gonna have to
treat me like the
Real, real, real man
that l really am
Well, well