Virtual Boy Song

FantomenK, Keith Apicary

Go!

[Chorus]
Go get that Virtual Boy
That futuristic toy
My eyes will be destroyed
With 90's digital joy

Go get that Virtual Boy
Welcome to
That futuristic toy
Dimension three
My eyes will be destroyed
Welcome to
With 90's digital joy
Reality

[Verse 1]
Enter the world of black and red
Within fifteen minutes your brain is dead
Now wait a second don't get me wrong
The Virtual Boy is so awesome

Critics say you're a virtual mess
When I think you're the virtual best
Take me away to another place
With forty five pounds strapped to my face
Six double A's to outer space
With temporary mind erase
Video gaming while I walk
Now everybody thinks I'm Robocop

Everyone else must be insane
That's part of the fun to get migraines
Side affects include hair loss
And leprechaun face like Brentalfloss
I bought you new for eighteen bucks
In the bargain rack at Toys "R" Us
I'll never forget my first hurt neck
Or that time I felt my brain reset

This thing has caused me so much pain
But it's the only way a real man games
You bring my video games to life
While preventing me from getting wife

Go!

[Chorus]
Go get that Virtual Boy
That futuristic toy
My eyes will be destroyed
With 90's digital joy

Go get that Virtual Boy
Welcome to
That futuristic toy
Dimension three
My eyes will be destroyed
Welcome to
With 90's digital joy
Reality

[Verse 2]
I must put an emphasis
On Virtual Boy's Mario Tennis
I played that game for so long
The thing deserves it's own song
It's like Andre Agassi's on your face
Yeah uh huh I rest my case

Do you like looking at fat men?
Try in the 3rd dimension
Warioland will satisfy
With an obesely evil bad guy
Made virtual love to his 'stache
Then I got pupil rash
Casual gamers always quit
They beat a level then they're sick
I beat those game in just one sit
I'm virtuality legit

I don't appreciate trash talking
When I see these gamers mocking
The Angry Video Game Nerd
Your episode was just absurd
What do you mean it's not portable?
When all you need is some Velcro
You're 3D gaming and you don't even know
That you walked into the middle of the road

[Bridge]
Now you're dead
From the 24-bits on your head
So fly away to heaven
Guided by red lights
It's divine intervention
Virtual Boy saved your life
('Cause it's as big as a helmet)

[Verse 3]
This red dream is more than a toy
This machine is a V Boy
Travel away to another land
While I drop a dump into the can
Digital art in two eye slots
I feel bad for cyclops
Do not play if you have Tourette’s
And it's pretty lame for pirates

Just imagine what it could have been
With a few more colors not black and red
My E.T. shaped little digital friend
You're as good as Tron only you're times ten
The imitators never came close
Like Vortex game and stupid R-Zone
2010 and all we get is Wii Motion Plus and freaking Kinect
Go get, go get, go get, go get

[Chorus]
Go get that Virtual Boy
That futuristic toy
My eyes will be destroyed
With 90's digital joy

Go get that Virtual Boy
That futuristic toy
My eyes will be destroyed
With 90's digital joy

Go get that Virtual Boy
Welcome to
That futuristic toy
Dimension three
My eyes will be destroyed
Welcome to
With 90's digital joy
Reality

Welcome to
Dimension three
Welcome to
Reality

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