I Could Have Stood You Up
Well hung friend of mine
He's size 8, I'm size 9
Shucks, my dear
I'm gonna get a lick from you
One thing, one thing too
One thing to remember, that I could have
Yes, I could have, ooh, yes, I could have
I could have stood you up but I did, did, didn't, yeah, yeah
Short fuse, lights blew out
Power came back, hear them shout
Shucks, my dear
Gotta get a lick from you
One thing, one thing too
One thing to remember, that I could have
Yes, I could have, baby, well, I could have
I could have stood you up but I did, did, didn't, yeah, yeah
My shoes walk down the street
Only trouble is they ain't on my feet
Well, dig them kicks, they belong to me
One thing, one thing too
One thing to remember, that I could have
Baby, could have, yeah, could have
I could have stood you up but I did, did, didn't, didn't, yeah
Rip it up, rip it down
Change the shape of the whole damn town
Shucks, my dear
I'm gonna get a lick from you
One thing, one thing too
One thing to remember, that I could have
Yes, I could have, yeah, but I could have
I could have stood you up but I did, did, did, did, did, did, did
Could have stood you up but I did, did, didn't, yeah