Let’s Have a Keke

[Dialogue]
- Oh, giiirl!
- What, girl?
- I can't even tell you what happened last night!
- Whatcho mean? With Thomas?
- No!
- With Jerryl?
- No!
- With Sean?
- Girl, no! I'm talking about Jodaris, you know he my baby daddy! Soon-to-be that is!
- Just get to the story, girl!
- Okay, okay, okay, girl! He called me over about a quarter after two, and you know that's OUR time. So I pull up or whatever and when I walked through that door, he got rose petals leading all the way to the bedroom, 'cause you know, the week before we wasn't able to spend time because his wife just was taking up all his space, you know? Ugh...
- Yеah, I know how that is...
- Anyway, girl... We do our THANG! I mean, we make up for all the lost time. But tell me why when I was leaving, I bump into his wife in the driveway. And I start thinking fast. Luckily I got my postman's stick on the front of my car. I immediately just looked at him and said: "I hope you enjoy the midnight snack!"