Disco Xmas on the Dole

Hello ladies
Is there room for a small one?
Lovely

Youse, youse look gorgeous tonight
I mean, eurgh, good enough to be strippers
Or one of them Spicy Girls
Lovely

What are youse doing after?
I mean, I’ve got to do me turn
But after that, youse can come in me car if you like
There's a lot of room in there
Eurgh, it's not a shagwagon
I wouldn’t be tacky or nowt

What are youse doing after, love?
Do you want to come to the door?
It's very nice
We’ll get on the bus
Good, I’ll pay and everything

Then we could get some chips
D'you like chips?
[?]
Do you like, do you like them scotch eggs?
'Cos they do them in the fishery round the corner from my house
They’re very good

Or, them, what are they called?
Beanies, beanies in batter
They’re also very good
Or maybe you’re more of a fish patty woman

Oh no, if my mam could hear this
It’d be pretty embarrassing
Haw haw haw haw haw haw

Is that it, alright, get your coat
Have you got your ticket for the cloak room?
Just tell 'em Harry sent yeh