Ambidexterous (Mixtape Version)
[Verse 1: Khary]
I be fresh to death, you be dressed to get shitted on
She think that I'm Mr. Right, but I think I'm committed wrong
Girl look like Aaliyah, but she one of a million
Y'all keep it a hundred, I’m a thousand, like a kiloton
Just look at my daddy if you wanna know who I get it from
Just look at my mommy if you wanna know how I get it done
Yusuke Urameshi, you are messing with my spirit gun
Just look at my feet if you concerned with how my city's run
Size nine and a half on your ass, keep a shoe box for the stash
Many more fish in the sea, gotta keep a line for the bass, y'all wait in line for the class
Me, I just get it, I ain't in the hall with a pass, I just count money, call it math
Don't fuck with you, call it science, fuck a bad bitch, call it gym, we gon' run them laps
Y'all go on a date, but 1 AM is when she fuck with me
You be saving hoes, and yo' squad look like the Justice League
I don’t really fight, but if you buckin', then we knuckling
You a struggle rapper, you should rap more than you struggling
[Chorus: Khary]
I'm ambidextrous, yeah
I can make it work, yeah
I could use my right, I could use my fucking left
I don’t need no fucking help, yeah
I'm ambidextrous, yeah
I can make it work, yeah
I could use my right, I could use my fucking left
I don’t need no fucking help, yeah, yeah
[Verse 2: Khary]
I got two hands, so I can make it work
Call me "Captain Yellow Coat", put an ocean in her skirt
I'm a pirate because I get everything that I deserve
And if I don't, I'll fucking take it like Winona Ryder's purse, uh
She think I be cheating, I just get my Tom Brady on
Aside from all yo' ass injections, what do you got going on?
I don't want degrees, gimme cheese, yeah, that provolone
You don't wanna fuck with me, like I'm Macaulay, Home Alone
Security better let my homies in, how I mop up y'all? Y'all custodians
Kenan and Kel, damn, here we go again, this is not CatDog, Nickelodeon
Stop putting pussy on a podium, I mean you, pussy, I'm a podium
Swim Team's not a gang, a consortium, when we open up shop, an emporium
I-I don't fuck with basic niggas, they don't bleed, but PMS
Okay, I fucked some basic bitches, all they need is PBS
She having sex with me, but I feel like she still be watching Sesame
She moved my hand away, and then she said to me:
[Chorus: Khary]
I'm ambidextrous, yeah
I can make it work, yeah
I could use my right, I could use my fucking left
I don't need no fucking help, yeah
I'm ambidextrous, yeah
I can make it work, yeah
I could use my right, I could use my fucking left
I don't need no fucking help, yeah, yeah
[Hook: Khary]
Switch it, switch it, uh, yeah
Now switch it, switch it, uh, yeah
Now switch it, switch it, uh, yeah
Now switch it, switch it, uh, yeah
(I'm ambidextrous) Now switch it, switch it, uh, yeah
(I'm ambidextrous) Now switch it, switch it, uh, yeah
(I'm ambidextrous) Now switch it, switch it, uh, yeah
(I'm ambidextrous) Now switch it, switch it, uh, yeah
[Interlude: Henry C, JAY-Z and Khary]
Niggas fantasize about the shit that I do daily
Like these rappers rap about all the shit that I do really, really
Niggas fantasize about the shit that I do daily
Like these rappers rap about all the shit that I do really (I'm a fuckin' intern)
[Verse 3: Khary]
Who this nigga from Rhode Island, come through and just kill the city you reside in?
I don't gotta flex or resort to the violence, The Ocean State Great, don't make me bring the tide in
This is not for the low-low, this for the mo'-mo', nigga, pay me everything you owe-owe
You a so-so rapper, I do it first, and you do it after
I did it on my own, thinking I need you niggas, now I just see the figures
Now I can see my ego, might have to make it bigger
Might have to crop the picture, everybody photobombing, where was you when I was eating all that ramen?
Signing titties, I don't need ya' co-signin', let me remind 'em
I'm ambidextrous