Internlude
[Spoken: Khary]
I swear
I will- I will never
Intern again in my fucking life
I- I feel more like-
I feel more Kanye
Niggas tryna lil' bro me like- like Phonte
Heheh
Yeah, man...
[Verse 1: Khary]
Intern aquarium, an aquarium full of interns
Most unpaid, never praised for their good work (Never)
Boss sent me across town pick up a package (Pick up a fucking package)
Little did he know, I be gone 'til November (I'm gone, my nigga)
Nigga, I got tracks to make, though I'm not Wyclef
Thought you were safe in your job, you flexing biceps (Niggas always flexing)
'Til you get fired on the set of your movie role
Life went straight to DVD inside your cubicle (Who's wrong now?)
So who really in the box, huh? (Huh?)
I am not punching in a clock, none (None)
I'm just working, certain that I'll show a certain person
That I can give her everything that I got, me (Gotta do it for me)
Searching for a purpose, I ain't even leave the surface
'Cause the truth is inside of what I am not, you (Not for you)
I do not waste time on what is not true (No)
Show me a critic who got a statue (Yeah)
I gotta go now (Gotta), I can't stay here (Stay here)
I'm too stressed out, count all my gray hairs (Fucking stressed)
Maybe I'm roadkill, they want me to lay here
Got two part-times 'cause they don't even pay here (Two part-time jobs)
I was just tryna make the flow pop (Yeah)
You were tryna fuck the new girl co-ops (Niggas is tryna fuck the interns)
Had to learn the game, I ain't making more stops
Wouldn't hand me the keys, so I'm breaking more locks
No, I'm not chilling (No), obsessed with my plan like a villain (Yeah)
Play Piccolos on you Krillins, did it all for a feeling (It was all for a feeling)
Music is my penicillin
The sacrifice, yes, I was willing (I had to)
Interning all week, you swear I do this for me
I swear I do this for free, you swear I do this for me (It's free, my nigga)
Boss made me get him coffee: five sugars, extra sweet
Then passive-aggressive e-mails, 'cause I forgot the receipt
'Cause I forgot the receipts, nigga?
[Spoken: Khary]
Man
(The receipts) I'm off this shit
Nigga, it’s just a receipt, it's like, niggas is dying
You know I'm- ugh...
[Skit: Jermaine Fowler]
Hey, Khary!
How you doing there, buddy? Good!
So, um, quick thing, real quick, not that quick
Kinda serious, not that serious, but kinda serious
This morning, you got me my coffee
Like I told you, like I hired you for!
Thank you so much, little guy
But not only did you forget the milk
But you also forgot to get a receipt
Yeah! Let's not do that again, huh?
Let's not- not get receipts! Gotta get receipts!
It's-it's-it's a-it's a business, hehehahahaha!
Alright! So uh, you know, i-it's fine
Just don't- you know, just- you know
I know things slip through- you know, your mind
'Cause you don’t, you know, you know-
But you're-you're part of this company, man
You’re a big part, alright? You're important
You the coffee man, coffee boy
You a coffee boy!
P.S., Get a receipt next time...
...Or I'll fucking fire you