Fifty

John Eddie, Robert James Ritchie

Well, I guess I'm fucking fifty
Some say I'm old as fuck
Still sipping Jim Beam whiskey
'Cause goddamn pandemics suck
I guess I'm fucking fifty
No need to look it up
Well, I might be fucking fifty
But I still don't give one fuck

Well, I guess I'm fucking fifty
But I'm still standing tall
Even though I can't hear shit
I can't see and I'm going bald
I guess I'm fucking fifty
But I'm better off than you
Well, I might be fucking fifty
But your mom still thinks I'm cool, woo

Well, I guess I'm fucking fifty
I'm through drinking and blacking out
No more talking shit about Oprah
Or fighting at the Waffle House
I guess I'm fucking fifty
A far cry from seventeen
Well I might be fucking fifty
But this dick's still long and lean
Alright

Ah, shit

Well, I guess I'm fucking fifty
No more groupies o-on the bus (I think I gotta chill)
I don't hang much more with outlaws
I spend more time at Toys-R-Us
I guess I'm fucking fifty
But that's okay with me
I still rock like a chair, middle finger in the air
With my granddaughter on my knee

Well, I guess I'm fucking fifty
And as I stare down fifty-one
I got a million crazy stories
And can't remember fucking one
I guess I'm fucking fifty
But I still love to dance
Yeah, I might be fucking fifty
I think I just shit my pants

Well, I guess I'm fucking fifty
Getting old really sucks
Strippers used to kiss me
Nowadays it costs twenty bucks
I guess I'm fucking fifty
But I still ain't no lame duck
And if the critics still don't dig me, fuck 'em
They can get deez nuts, yeehaw

Trivia about the song Fifty by Kid Rock

When was the song “Fifty” released by Kid Rock?
The song Fifty was released in 2022, on the album “Bad Reputation”.
Who composed the song “Fifty” by Kid Rock?
The song “Fifty” by Kid Rock was composed by John Eddie, Robert James Ritchie.

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