Fatman Beyond (Single)

Crackin jaws, scalin' walls
Comic cons at the mall
Fuck 911, don't call them laws
Shave my beard, grab my tights
I'll be right there, I'm gonna save y'all

Switchin lanes, drivin fast in the rain
Batmobiles, Batterangs
Fuck Taco Bell and chicken wangs
Gotta drop some pounds, this ain't a game

I don't wanna be a fat man
I just wanna be the Batman
I don't wanna be a fat man
I just wanna be the Batman

Rich as fuck, fuck a tux
In my Batsuit bout to fuck
Fat is easy, mustache cheesy
Got no napkins, fingers greasy
Believe me this is morbid obesity

Detective classes, whoopin asses
Shit my pants, ninja assassins
Yellow belt in Tae Kwon Do
Can't be hard, break down a door
Bustin guts, slappin nuts
Selina Kyle's got a really nice butt

I just wanna be Bruce Wayne
Fight the enemies of Batmayne
I don't wanna be the Fatmayne
I just wanna judo chop Bane

Fighting thugs, dodge a punch, don't do drugs
Smoke Scarecrow smoke, now I need a hug
Barbra Gordon got nice jugs
I would hit it, She could get it
Take my V-card

Gut still big can't let it show
Bless my mom, she don't know
Never forget to tie my shoes
I am a man, I am grown
She can't tell me what to do
Bruce Wayne didn't have to deal with his mom's bullshit

I told my mom I'm gon' be Batman
She told me get a job and pay rent, fam
I don't want a nine to five, man
I just wanna fight crime, damn

Keaton, Clooney, Kilmer, Bale
Batfleck can go to hell
I'll give Pattinson a chance
If he can't make it, bitch, I'm next
If they don't like it, then oh well

I just wanna fight monsters
Make my own rogue roster
Need a billionaire sponsor
But they don't answer when I holler

I hate billionaires and millionaires
IPOs and corporate shares
Old white guys with gray ass hair
Take the money from the rich
Make Jeff Bezos eat a dick
Like Ledger said in that flick
How about a magic trick?
Make this pencil disappear
Before now my motivation was unclear

Incite some chaos, fuck the cops
Play with Gordon, get the drop
Steal some cars, get some scars
Got locked up, run this shit from behind bars
Keep on laughing, fight the bat
Day and night, tit for tat
Always yours, of this I'm sure
You are my yin, I am your yang
Let's dance this dance forever
And ever
Mr. Wayne

I just wanna be the Joker
Fuck everybody over
Do a crime with the penguin
Then hop in bed with Harley Quinn
I just wanna fight Batman