Washington State Is Important

Caffeinated, everybody knows
There's a dragon below
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care

I learned my lessons in the east
A franchise man, surveyor of the eats
I don't work for no one but my wife and son
Out in Washington

I've separated from the brand
I've cut the clipboard from my tired hand
Write my name and sew it onto my new shirt
And I go to work
Go to work
Go to work

I am a country man, I am
I pledge allegiance with my diaphragm
Line the walls with photographs of the expired
I'm a gun for hire

I am as loving as I can
I pledge allegiance to my frying pan
For my company, I'll never serve them cold
I have found my gold
I have found my gold

Caffeinated, everybody knows
There's a dragon below
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care

Satiated, everybody knows
There's a dragon below
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care

I could stay up all night
I could stay up all night
And drive through the great Washington state

I could move anywhere
I could lose all my hair
I'd never make it there
I'd never make it there