Short Fat Fannie
Tired slippin' and slidin' with a Long Tall Sally
Peekin' and a hidin', duckin' back in the alley
Don't wanna rip it up, don't wanna dance with Annie
I've got a brand new lover name is Short Fat Fannie
One day while I was visiting at Heart Break Hotel
That's where I met Fannie and she sure looked swell
I told her that I loved her, I'd never leave
She put her arms around me, gave me fever
She's my tutti fruiti, I love the child so
She watch me like a hound dog everywhere I go
Whenever I'm around her I'm on my P's and Q's
'Cause she might step on my blue suede shoes
Well, at a honky tonk party just the other night
Fannie got jealous and she started a fight
Because I was dancing with Mary Lou
I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue
Short Fat Fannie she's my heart's desire
Short Fat Fannie sets my soul on fire
On Monday we were married on Blueberry Hill
Now we're so happy and I love her still
She's my tutti fruiti, I love the child so
She watch me like a hound dog everywhere I go
Whenever I'm around her I'm on my P's and Q's
'Cause she might step on my blue suede shoes
Well, at a honky tonk party just the other night
Fannie got jealous and she started a fight
Because I was dancing with Mary Lou
I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue
Short Fat Fannie is my heart's desire
Got the kind of lovin' sets my soul on fire
Short Fat Fannie, well, I love her so
I'll never let Short Fat Fannie go