Expelled! (Skit)

[crowd noises]

Boys, he's ready for you
Okay, Okay

[door opens]

Alright guys, why don't you have a seat?
Um, this isn't gonna be an easy conversation
But, you know
You guys were late, again
You guys hijacked the announcements
Your grades are awful
You ruined the pep rally
I hate to do this on the first day, but, um
But you're expelled

[audience gasps]

Best of luck to you
I'll always care about you
I had high hopes for you boys, but
For god's sake, get your shit together

[door closes]