The Oldest Man on MySpace

Neil Cicierega

I'm the oldest man on MySpace
On the old computer by my rest home bed
All my blogs are rambling tales of bygone times
Everyone in my Top Eight is dead

When I see a teenaged girl all made up like a whore
It takes me straight back to the second world war
But I know she'll never love an old fart like me
Which is why I put my age as twenty-three

I'm the oldest man on MySpace
Wheezing to a My Chemical Romance song
I'm writing out my will in glitter text
I'm giving everything to Tom
Whippersnapper

OMG
Less than three
LOL
What's that smell?
Oops

I'm the oldest man on MySpace
I'm the oldest man on MySpace
I'm the oldest man on MySpace
I'm the oldest man on MySpace
I'm the oldest man on MySpace

Trivia about the song The Oldest Man on MySpace by Lemon Demon

On which albums was the song “The Oldest Man on MySpace” released by Lemon Demon?
Lemon Demon released the song on the albums “Dinosaurchestra” in 2006 and “Acrobat Unstable Record” in 2022.
Who composed the song “The Oldest Man on MySpace” by Lemon Demon?
The song “The Oldest Man on MySpace” by Lemon Demon was composed by Neil Cicierega.

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