Precipitation

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
There are stories of pleasure (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
There are stories of pain (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
But the gods torment me (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
With slabs of rain (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
It started on a Thursday (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
And went a double fortnight (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
And Junior read Stern (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
By the pilot light (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
And he ate more cheese (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
Than time allowed (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
So we stood him up sharp (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
We stood him up proud (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
And they looked at him funny (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
But they looked at him twice (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
Undressing with the eyeballs (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
Verbal lashing him with spice (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)

[Chorus]
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[Verse 2]
I speak the truth (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
I tell no lies (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
Been masturbatin' (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
Since the Fourth of July (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
Then spill the beans (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
Spill 'em all (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
The percipitation filled (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
Spring from Fall (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
He didn't like faxes (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
He didn't like phones (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
When he stood among many (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
He stands alone (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
He loved his sausage (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
But shied from greens (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
Used to spin his little sister (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)
In the washin' machine (Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain)

[Outro]
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[?] touch most slices of his earlier days, for he was a suburban child. (Rain)
Oh, the seventies!