Big Moon Lake

I lie awake at night
and angst about my phone tariff
I think about Lorraine
the lady on phone
Do you feel your package suits you?
I don’t feel anything at all
I slept in late today
and yes I slept in yesterday
I think I’m spending far too much
on fairly average takeaways
Do you feel you’ve got a problem?
I don’t feel anything at all

Don’t go to Big Moon Lake they said
It’ll only blow your mind
Come to the Yorkshire Dales instead
you know it’s half the price

I’m freaking out

I waste a lot of time
worried that it’s running out
I buy a lot of stuff
that really I could do without
I’m drinking quite a lot
and smoking whilst the weathers hot
Although I’ve got too many things
I dream of what I haven’t got

Don’t swim at Big Moon Lake my friend
You will only get to deep
Just swim in your despair again
the membership is cheap

I’m freaking out