I’M ON A DIET!

[PRE-Chorus] lil clipZ and lil vasectomy
I WENT TO THIS RESTAURANT
THIS WAITER LOOKING REALLY SUS
HE ASKS ME “WHAT DO YOU WANT?”
I SAY I WANT A SALAD BOSS
“THIS IS A BURGER PLACE YOU KNOW? WHY DON'T YOU GET A BURGER”
MY RESPONSE WAS UNCALLED FOR
BUT MOTHERFUCKER
I’M ON A DIET!
BITCH
I’M ON A DIET!
EATING SALAD, BEANS, GRANOLA, DRINKING WATER
WHAT YOU MEAN CROUTONS AINT HEALTHY
CAUSE I SEE THEM IN THE SALAD BAR WITH ALL OF THE GREENS
I’M ON A DIET!
FUCK EXCERSISE
I CAN’T RUN YET
BECAUSE IM 265 DROPPED 60 FRIES
BUT RIGHT NOW I EAT NO FIVE GUYS
UNLESS THEY START SERVING SALAD
CAUSE MOTHERFUCKER

[Verse I] lil vasectomy
I'M ON A DIET
NOT TO FLEX ON YALL
BUT MAFK I’M ON A DIET
AND I'M EATING WHOLE GRAIN CEREAL
WITH ALMOND MILK AND BANANAS
TAKE FISH OIL PILLS UP MY ANUS

[Verse II] lil clipZ
THE FUNNY YOUNGEST GOD IS BACK WITH THE RAPS
BUT THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT I LOST 6 POUNDS OF FAT
IM FEELING GREAT, NOT FAT, EATING THAT LEAN CUISINE
IT TASTE LIKE RACHEL GREEN’S TRIFLE
TAKE OUT THE T, NOW WE GOT A FUCKING RIFLE
THEY BRAINS BE SPINNING IN SPIRAL, ITS VINYL
SHAKE THE SHIT UP LIKE BOYCE, UH, LIONEL
WHO THE FUCK YOU THOUGHT, CAMERON
SHIT MY PANTS, ALL YOU DOINGS, STARIN?
UHH, YEAH I KNOW I GOT BROWN LINES
LIKE TANNED WHITE GIRLS AT STARBUCKS LINES
WENT TO PARTIES LAST NIGHT THEY WERE TAKING LINES
ASK THEM HOW THEY DOING THEY SAY “JUST FINE”
AND THEN THEY PASS OUT BECAUSE TOO MUCH CARBOHYDES