Toughest Battle, Toughest Soldier (Skit)

Friend : yo

Lil clipZ : yo

Friend : what's going on

Lil clipZ : didn’t you see?

Friend : see what?

Lil clipZ : ***** making out with ******

Friend : no

Lil clipZ : well they were

Friend : man they been going at it for a while now

Lil clipZ : what the fuck, you couldn't tell me?

Friend : i thought you knew

Lil clipZ : why would I know dumbass

Friend : i don’t know, but you have to respect him for getting some shit

Lil clipZ : why the fuck would i respect someone for kissing my girlfriend?

Friend : he just tryna get some head. come on, let's go back into the party

Lil clipZ : no

Friend : aight, i'm gonna give you a minute come back when you want

The door opens and closes

Lil clipZ : hey siri

Siri : what

Lil clipZ : what do i do, i don’t know what to do thats my bab-

Siri : shut the fuck up bitch, i hate when you cry. listen this is good for you. i know it doesn’t feel like it right now, but if you go home i guarantee you will-

Lil clipZ : siri i don’t care about that right now, i just wan’t ******

Siri : i know you want her, but think about it

Lil clipZ : about what?

Siri : you just read about some kid who you saved by making songs about shitting your pants

Lil clipZ : so

Siri : this is a sign from the gods

Lil clipZ : what do you mean

Siri : sometimes shit happens because the universe has to prevent you from getitng what you think you want, so in result, you will focus your energy on success

Lil clipZ : siri you don't believe this horoscope bullshit

Siri : i don’t believe-

Lil clipZ : so why are you telling me this

Siri : because i know you and eclippz and clipZgod will make it, it's just this situation right here is saving you from flipping burgers at mcdonalds, you will realize that shortly

Lil clipZ : how and when

Siri : how about this? go in there and just say how you feel. then after, you will feel fucking amazing and you will go home and write this album

Lil clipZ : what about?

Siri : today, and call it 2008 because that just sounds badass. alright?

Lil clipZ : alright. uh, what do i say?

Siri : say what you feel?

Lil clipZ : alright. *deep exhale

Lil clipZ opens the door

Friend : hey, your back!

Lil clipZ : fuck off

Friend : what

Lil clipZ : alright everybody listen up, i got some important shit to say