Touch My Nuts

Touch my nuts
Touch my nuts
Touch my nuts
Ligma Balls
Touch my nuts
Touch my nuts
Touch my nuts
Ligma Balls

Gotta plan out our strats, get in a huddle
At least I’m not the guy to try and get out and cuddle
I gotta pee, 123
No bathroom standing in a puddle
Write on yo face with a marker, huh
That is real funny man I gotta chuckle
If I cannot rhyme, did not do the crime
Escape police through a big yellow tunnel

Touch my nuts
Touch my nuts
Touch my nuts
Ligma Balls
Touch my nuts
Touch my nuts
Touch my nuts
Ligma Balls

I’m here to slap like draymond did lebron’s nuts
I’ll tell you my ball size, but don’t make a fuss
Kids are in the basement so shut up and hush
Planted a C4 bomb onto a school bus
Went to a big Walmart go grab myself nuts
But They were all out it’s those damn budget cuts
Needed my hair done went to super cuts
And then when I’m done I’ll rip out people's guts

Touch my nuts
Touch my nuts
Touch my nuts
Ligma Balls
Touch my nuts
Touch my nuts
Touch my nuts
Ligma Balls