Patriotic SOB

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
And to the republic for which it stands
One nation under God
Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all

The red, white and blue for you and me
The greatest nation that will ever be
We got all you can desire
We got the fire
Freedom

I'm a sinner, a sinner (Oh, I'm a sinner)
You're a knock down, drag it out, patriotic son of a bitch
(One patriotic S.O.B.)
Sick like you, sick like me
Mentally deranged and totally free
I'm a sinner, sinner
Sin for me

We are all freaks in our own way
Playboy was born in the U.S.A. 
United we're strong, divided they fall
The best lookin' women, boy, we got it all
If sin's so bad, why's it so much fun?
Sweet porno superstar, the right to own a gun
Freedom of speech and all that sh—
Spank you 'cause you like it, baby, tight, it barely fit

I'm a sinner, a sinner (Oh, I'm a sinner)
You're a knock down, drag it out, patriotic son of a bitch
(One patriotic S.O.B.)
Sick like you, sick like me
Mentally deranged and totally free
I'm a sinner, sinner
Sin for me

Sin for me
Shake it, darlin'
Sin for me
Shake it, darlin'

Firecracker poppin' on the 4th of July
Wet T-shirt beauty queen, sweet as apple pie
I'm surfin' the net, baby, lookin' for porn
We can do that here, the best place to be born
I'm a revolution maker, punk talkin' my smack
I got millions of Americans and they got my back
Yeah, I'm a sinner just like you
Stars and stripes and the red, white and blue

I'm a sinner, a sinner (Oh, I'm a sinner)
You're a knock down, drag it out, patriotic son of a bitch
(One patriotic S.O.B.)
Sick like you, sick like me
Mentally deranged and totally free
I'm a sinner, sinner
Sin for me

Sin, sin, I'm full of sin
Bang, bang, shoot 'em up
We always win
Win, win, gonna win today
Winnin', we're the best, we're the U.S. of A. 
Sin, sin, red, white and blue
Full of sin, baby
And so are you
Sin, sin, gonna sin today
Sinnin' because we like it in the U.S. of A.