If Walls Could Talk

[Verse 1]
Hey, y'all!
If walls could talk, then I'm sure you'd hear
A lot of things that would make you cry, my dear

[Chorus]
Now ain't you glad? Ha!
Oh, ain't you glad that walls don't talk?
I tell you they never talk

[Verse 2]
Listen!
If doors could tell who turned the knob
When he's away, away on his job

[Chorus]
Now ain't you glad?
I know you oughta be glad
That doors don't talk
They never talk

[Verse 3]
Oh!
If cars could say who's been inside
And who's been taken, been taken for a ride

[Chorus]
Now ain't you glad?
I know you oughta be glad
That cars don't talk
Oh no, they don't talk
Come on now!

[Interlude]
Yeah!
Prove it!
Here's the part I like
Hah! Come on!
That's alright

[Verse 4]
Listen!
If shoes could tell where they've been
When you claim that you were visiting a friend

[Chorus]
Now ain't you glad?
I know you oughta be glad
That shoes don't talk
Oh, they never talk
Listen!

[Bridge]
In a world of trouble we'd be
If things ever told on me
My love life would be through
'Cause I'm guilty! How 'bout you?
Listen!
If things ever talked that way
Ain't no telling what they might say

[Chorus]
So ain't you glad?
Everybody oughta be glad
That things don't talk
I tell you, they don't talk

[Outro]
'Cause I'm so glad things don't talk
'Cause if they did
I believe we'd all be in a big world of trouble, baby, ow!
Things don't talk
And they never talk
Can do whatcha wanna
As long as