So-Lo Intro

*Phone dialing*

[Lo Key, caller]
Thank you for calling the So-Lo Hotline
For directions and [?], press 1 now
If you are a shitty rapper and wish to feature Lo Key on your upcoming release, press 2
If you are a shitty rapper and would like information about being signed to 7th Seal Entertainment, press 3 now
If you are pregnant with Lo Key's child, press 4
If your child was conceived in the Pizza Hut parking lot, press 1
Who do you think that was?
If your child was conceived in the back of Madd Maxxx's minivan at the 7-Eleven down by the trailer park, press 2
*beep*
Please hold whilе we connect you to a So-Lo rep
*Pausе*
Yo
Yo we comin' for you, motherfucker!
Who the fuck is this?
You know who this is! I'm pregnant with your fucking baby, you asshole! I can't believe you did this to me!
Fuck up, bitch
*Phone hangs up*