She Was as Ripe as a Meadow
Luke Haines
Held her in the palm of my hand
She was as ripe as a meadow
She came on like a fatal blow
She was very very heavy
Crumpet, crumpet is popular again
Horny little ladies, horny little men
Held her in the palm of my hand
She was ripe and ready
Leaping like a lusty lamb
In the strumpet meadow
Crumpet, crumpet is popular again
Horny little ladies, horny little men
Held her in the palm of my hand
She was as ripe as a meadow