Baggy Anne

Back in the mists of time, when fags cost 1/-9d
When everything was black and white
And pavements stank of white dogshite
A woman lived down Letsby Avenue
You couldn’t grow up without her having you
She’d turn a boy into a man
And her name was Baggy Anne......
Baggy Anne, anybody can shag Baggy Anne
Slime on her tits and maggots in her knickers
Baggy Anne

Down the British Flag, looking for a shag
They were all on the rag, so I thought I'd take the bag
Baggy Anne

Lying on the floor, covered in sores
Worms inside, but I thought I'd take a ride on
Baggy Annе